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I just went through all the accounts I follow and it seems like a lot of people gave up on Mastodon in November. Weird.

They walked their dog in the forest, and their first thought was that someone poisoned dog treats? People are something.

My mom just asked me if I wanted to go with her to a Bachelorette party for her friend's daughter over a weekend in May. ...I thought she knew me.

Usually tv shows are really bad with being factual with locations, but Women Behind Bars is so accurate. There were 3 Chicago area episodes so far and all the homes and buildings they showed were the actual locations they were talking about. It's refreshing.

I didn't wear plugs in my lobes for a week and 2 days. I don't know how that happened.

Cooking On High sucked me in. I wish I had a personal chef lol

The city replaced the doors and windows here with soundproof ones cuz of the planes, yet I can hear the fireworks loud and clear. Fireworks thus are louder than planes taking off.

Random tidbit: I worked a block from Sam Giancana's house for a couple years.

I'm watching The Making of the Mob to make up for that mess of lies from last night.

This stuff actually is pretty awesome. I'm happy with the turnout.

Why is that red cartoon guy all over Reddit again?

I just saw a Reddit post from a 31 year old man that he has never kissed anyone because he is saving himself? That made me feel a lot better about being almost 30 and having no friends.

I got a wifi extender and I just want to make sure I am understanding this correctly. I want my device connected to the 5ghz connection, not the 2.4ghz, right?

I decided to watch The Untouchables movie and πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ. Frank Nitti took over for Al Capone after he went to prison, Eliot Ness didn't kill him.

I thought my bedroom tv had a shitty picture but it turns out it was just badly optimized due to my internet connection. With the fiber it's crystal clear now.

I had no idea it was going to snow 🀬

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Toot.Style is a private instance, meant for just a handful of users. I created it mostly to have an instance for myself that I could customize however I'd like (can you tell I like pink?).